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mothbaby: tricks people on the internet into thinking i’m attractive

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:20:54 -0700

mothbaby:

*tricks people on the internet into thinking i’m attractive*

Photo

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:19:34 -0700

FUCK

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:19:07 -0700

FUCK

"Real women have curves” was a marketing slogan thought up to sell people overpriced, ill-fitting..."

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:05:52 -0700

““Real women have curves” was a marketing slogan thought up to sell people overpriced, ill-fitting pants. It does NOT promote body positivity – it only perpetuates body policing by turning the tables on people who don’t fit into yet another arbitrary ideal.
The job is to BUST THE FUCKING PARADIGM APART, not shift it a little bit toward the fat side. The job is to remind people, bodies are not public property and your opinion about an individual’s body is only an opinion, not a valid judgment of their worth as a human being. The JOB is to destroy systemic oppression of nonconforming, rebellious bodies no matter what those bodies look like.”

- (via blck-grrl)

neyruto: how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:05:28 -0700

neyruto:

how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those

face-down-asgard-up: isitmadness: nearlydrowning: youvebeen-lo...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:05:01 -0700

face-down-asgard-up:

isitmadness:

nearlydrowning:

youvebeen-loki-d:

Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes

CRYING

BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS

EXCEPT YOU LOKI

I AM DYING

HUUARRGGH

inothernews: Via the New York Post: One of DC Comics oldest...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:04:22 -0700

inothernews:

Via the New York Post:

One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.

The original Green Lantern - a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years - will be revealed to be a gay man in next week’s issue of “Earth 2.”

Alan Scott - formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 - tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss.

“He’s very much the character he was. He’s still the pinnacle of bravery and idealism. He’s also gay,” “Earth 2” writer James Robinson told The Post.

The Emerald Guardian’s sexuality was rebooted along with the rest of his fictional universe as part of DC’s “New 52” initiative aimed at rejuvenating their characters.

face-down-asgard-up: amonsteraday: this-helmet-is-fabulous: ro...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:55:36 -0700

face-down-asgard-up:

amonsteraday:

this-helmet-is-fabulous:

rolypoly-dandy:

lastplantagenet:

Loki - God of knock knock jokes and subtly.

Jokes, you’re doing it right

Wow, Loki.

You so subtle.

Oh *Loki*

Oh Lokiiii. This is why you are my favorite.

hellyeahscarleteen: From the Feminist Majority Foundation...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:53:57 -0700

hellyeahscarleteen:

From the Feminist Majority Foundation today:

We have just 13 days to defeat North Dakota Measure 3, which will be on the state’s primary ballot June 12th. It is a state constitutional amendment that simply goes too far and could deny a woman basic medical care such as birth control. We need your help.

This dangerous amendment states that “The right to act or refuse to act in a manner motivated by a sincerely held religious belief may not be burdened unless the government proves it has no compelling governmental interest…” We need your help because if this state constitutional amendment passes, it will certainly move to other states and it could have far reaching and alarming consequences:

• A man could claim domestic violence or child abuse laws don’t apply to him because his religious beliefs give him the right to beat his wife and children.
• An employer could deny birth control coverage or other needed medical treatment to a woman under its health plan on basis of the employer’s religious belief.
• A pharmacy could refuse to fill a birth control prescription on the basis of its religious belief.

Help the campaign to defeat Measure 3 and put an end to this so-called “religious freedom” amendment that could endanger women’s health. If passed, Measure 3 will spread - we cannot allow this to happen. Say NO to 3!

More here.

demilovattos: Chris Evans being stupid at Captain America: the...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:53:23 -0700

demilovattos:

Chris Evans being stupid at Captain America: the first avenger premiere.

crankyskirt: I love all of these, but I really want to hang...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:52:41 -0700

1973

1980

Randy Kikukawa in 1980

1983

crankyskirt:

I love all of these, but I really want to hang with the twosome in the first pic. (I have a thing for great smiles and great accessories.)

where boners go to die

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:51:30 -0700

piddlebucket:

tangledupinlace:

delicatetbone:

trashysnacks:

“i have a groupon”

seriously y’all…this is not a pickup line. just leave the groupons for after you’re like dating for a minute.

i don’t know about this. being a working class turned struggling to be working class femme has made me always appreciate a babe who can get frugal and isn’t afraid to be like, “damn, i want to treat you like a queen but the only way i can do that is if we hustle and pay half price” i think this mentality of living beyond our means or feeling bad if we can’t is what keeps a lot of us in that struggling place.

shit costs too much and we struggle to afford it and lose focus of what we’re actually supposed to be doing which is loving in radical ways and sticking it to capitalism

word, knowing how to get a deal is kind of a mental turn-on.

The idea of a partner who is as thrifty as I am is making my nipples hard with arousal.

littlekittentail: The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:49:56 -0700

littlekittentail:

The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma

Photo

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:49:23 -0700

the-prisoner-of-baskerville: Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident. Seamus...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:48:38 -0700

the-prisoner-of-baskerville:

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Had Permission To Blow Shit Up.

stfuconservatives: timetravelandrocketpoweredapes: Deadpooled...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:48:16 -0700

stfuconservatives:

timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Deadpooled Avengers by Zach Jordan

Artist deviantart

The Bush/Cheney sticker on Cap’s shield made me snort.

Personally, I’m fond of the hello kitty on the Iron Man armor.

bidreams: velvetnest: For extra support for your Feeldoe or...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:38:26 -0700

bidreams:

velvetnest:

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Velvet Nest

Want.

Chris Evans

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:38:06 -0700

Chris Evans

abokononist: paxamericana: GOP Congressional Spokesman: ‘Let’s...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:36:20 -0700

abokononist:

paxamericana:

GOP Congressional Spokesman: ‘Let’s Hurl Some Acid At Those Female Democratic Senators’

How do you deal with female political opponents? If you’re the spokesman for Rep. Nan Hayworth’s (R-NY) re-election campaign, you might “hurl some acid” at them.

Jay Townsend, a longtime GOP communications director, proposed just that on a Facebook forum with constituents this week. The comment, which is still uphere (as of the time of posting), is in reply to another commenter named Tom.

Wow.

yesysabella: Trans Etiquette 101: No Offense, But That’s...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:35:40 -0700

yesysabella:

Trans Etiquette 101: No Offense, But That’s Offensive

saschaeatsteeth:

transpride:

1. Ask permission to ask questions. Even if you think you know they are comfortable answering, they may actually not be or maybe not in that setting, and it is just rude and pretty off-putting to not ask. Say, “Hey do you mind if I ask you some things about your transition? I’ve been a little curious – feel free to not answer or say no.”

2. Avoid private and personal questions. Even a so-called open book like me doesn’t want to discuss my sex life with most anyone. If you really want to know about trans men and sex, ask in general terms – i.e. “Are many trans men ‘stone butch’ in bed?” vs. “Are you stone butch in bed?” BIG difference.

3. Do not ask questions that in any way challenge the trans person’s gender identity or expression or could obviously lead to dysphoria. Do NOT, for example, ask if a trans man will grow to be ‘average male height’ or if a trans woman is uncomfortable with the size of her hands. I’ve gotten, “Are you ever going to look your age?” Ouch, honey.

4. Phrase your questions in a way that affirms a trans person’s gender. And avoid anything that defines the trans person in terms of who they once “were.” This is pretty simple, actually. Instead of asking if someone is “still legally female,” ask what the steps are to becoming legally male and if they have completed them.

5. Avoid comparisons to non-trans people and never use the term “real” in distinguishing between transgender and non-transgender people. “Cisgender” or “non-trans” are the only appropriate ways to signify non-trans status.

6. If it is a general question, try Google first. There is a lot of information on the internet and an open trans person should not be a stand-in for your own research.

7. Do not ask what the person’s birth name was. There is absolutely no reason for you to need to know this and it is likely something this person wants distance from. It is a particularly offensive question when phrased, “What is your REAL name.” After all, Sebastian is my real name and has been since I started asking people to use it.

8. Request specific permission to ask questions relating to genitalia, even if you’ve already received general permission to ask other personal questions. “Are you comfortable discussing your genitalia?” Chances are they aren’t. After all, do you want to talk about yours? But some people are and I acknowledge that there is definitely education needed on the topic so I am not opposed entirely to asking questions, as long as you get extra permission first.

9. Be wary of your phrasing. If you aren’t sure how to talk about trans issues, you need to announce that in the beginning. Be open to correction and don’t get defensive if a trans person is offended by something you say. As a heads up, don’t refer to a trans person as their previously-assigned gender – don’t say “when you were a girl” to a trans man for example. A more accurate and safer route is “before you transitioned” or “when you were living as a girl.”

10. Be aware of your setting. These are private conversations. Don’t approach someone at a crowded party or in algebra class and expect them to have a trans chat with you.

11. Be sensitive to the person’s comfort level throughout the conversation. If they’ve given you permission but are obviously growing uncomfortable discussing things, don’t press. Be grateful for the information you’ve gained and change the subject.

12. Respect the person’s privacy. Unless this person stated otherwise, the personal information they gave you is not for you to share with the world.

can’t hurt to repost the basics