April 2010
March 2010
Reblog if you love some Momma Monster booty
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Gaga has an amazing ass.
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I JUST HEARD A RUMOR THAT JUSTIN BEIBER IS GOING TO JOHN BURROUGHS HIGH SCHOOL, WHERE I WENT FOR 2.25 YEARS. I AM SO TEMPTED TO TROLL AROUND OUTSIDE AND SHIT AND SEE IF I CAN GET AN ONTD FAN SIGN. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS EVEN AMUSES ME SO MUCH, IT JUST DOES. ALL THIS NEEDS NOW IS SOME TROLOLOLO.
By the way, that article I just posted totally supports my theory about the psych ward I went to trying to make us as unhappy as possible so they could keep us longer, especially if we had good insurance. They gave us unpalatable foods, uncomfortable beds, kept the florescent lighting in the halls on 24/7 (we weren’t allowed to close our doors all the way), wouldn’t let us make phone...
A more scientific explanation of why I have... →
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their...
– GQ (via nola-darling)
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hopefully this shit should work this time →
hannajo started following you
Thanks, kid! So… sup, baby, sup?
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reblog with a band name, replacing one of the...
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Bleeding Penis
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I’m still getting that weird page with the asterisks on it, but what’s the best Halloween costume you’ve ever worn?
One year I dressed up as Mary Catherine Gallagher from SNL, but nobody got who I was. It was kinda sad.
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this is how you know I'm bored
I am considered a minor. I am over 18. I am under 13. I am in between the ages of 13 and 18. I wish I was older. I wish I was younger. I like my age. I know how to drive, even though I’m too young to have my license. I drink/smoke and I’m underage. My Appearance: I have brown hair. I have blonde hair. I have black hair. I have red hair. ...
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Actually, I’ve been looking for some ideas for short horror/comedy...
– my friend Jesse. We discussed this somewhere between “Can I borrow your copy of Hostel: Part II?” and how you could potentially harm yourself and/or others with vaseline and a drinking straw. I love my life sometimes.